MY parents were arguing in the kitchen so I went downstairs to see what was going on but all I got is my mom saying over and over again “You cant buy pluto!” and my dad ranting “who’s gonna fuckin stop me??”
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.
Hosted by Ellen
Let’s add Sam Pepper